Met Cosume Gala… Best and Worst (According to Me)
So I like to leave red carpet/runway reviews to the professionals but sometimes, like at the Oscars, I feel sassy and want to tell you guys how I feel. Here goes.
First? Well Gwen Stefani of course. She is so gorgeous it’s stupid. And that husband of hers aint to bad. ;)
Another favorite? Chloe Sevigny… Always stunning. I love that she’s wearing a short dress. So cute. Cute shoes too!
Oh… are these M.I.A.’s sisters?? What’s that you say? That one in the middle is not a sister? WHAT? It’s Alexander Wang?? Oops.
Well whatever. M.I.A. looks like she’s making the (pardon my vulgarity) “eat my box” gesture with her fingers. And her dress is Alexander Wang for Gap. Though I doubt we’ll ever see it in stores. I mean, could you imagine??
Leave it to Kristin Stewart to look awkward in Chanel. Nice hair…
Oh. Hello Balenciaga shoes. I love you…
Ok I love me some Karl but in this case I love the fishy lip kiss in the background better.
I mean the woman Mr. Lagerfeld is with looks like she’s wearing a beach coverup.
Hello Louboutin for Marchesa runway shoes. Hello lady. You’re tall.
Well of course the Marchesa girls are in the same shoes. But wait… they’re tall too. Is it the shoes?? Love love love.
And on a different part of the carpet… A toga party.
Weirder still? Tina Fey in a pantsuit? Very strange.
But look! BOOBIES! Anorexia boobies…
Chubbly bubbly boobies! And small animals attacking shoulders!
And finally, Zac Posen shows up with his fairy godmother. Magical.
Bippity boppity boo!
That’s my two cents. If you want real coverage… check one of these:
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