Louis Vuitton Gets a Case of the Fugs

What. The. Fug?Although the overall look is pretty cool, these shoes are a disaster. Who wants their feel to look 12 feet long?? I'm all for a sexy pointy toe, but super elongated pointed toes are never EVER flattering. Especially when paired with a little kitten heel. (Side note- the word "kitten heel" makes my skin crawl)Anyone up for some waterskiing? Yikes!What do you think??XOX […] Read More

Filed under: celine ouaknine · fashion · fugly · louis vuitton · marc jacobs · pointy toe · runway · trend · ugly shoes


For Shoe Lovers, Like Me…

If you love shoes like I love shoes, and I'm assuming you do cause here you are... you LOVE shoe related stuff too. The problem with that is that usually, shoe related products suck. Sorry, but it's true. They suck because they're probably made by people who don't love shoes like we love shoes. Case in point...I walk by these at the grocery store and cringe. As I used to say in middle school- Those are butt ugly! Obviously not made by a shoe lover. So, when I saw these ADORABLE greeting cards by Modern Paper Goods, I had to share them with you! So adorable! I love […] Read More

Filed under: celine ouaknine · cute shoes · gifts · shoe designer · shoes · the shoe girl · ugly shoes


Are You Making Fun of Me?

You guys. Is it just me or do you feel like sometimes we're being tricked? Or tested? Like we're being made fun of! I feel like some designers are getting together (I'm thinking of that scene in Zoolander where all the fashion bad guys are conference calling) saying "Let's make some nasty ass shoes and see how many people will buy them! Bwahahaha!!" Well, I'm on to you! And I'm not buyin.Listen I'm not saying I'm the best designer ever and that I don't make shoes that some people find ugly, but these just look intentionally ugly. Am I wrong?? Excuse me. I think I'm gonna be […] Read More

Filed under: bacon grease · depressed · fashion · fugly · nasty shoes · new shoes · shoe design · ugly shoes


Impatiently Waiting for Miu Miu

EVERY DAY I've been checking Vogue.com to see if the latest Miu Miu runway collection had been posted yet. Miu Miu is my current favorite as far as shoes go and I haven't been disappointed... until... today.OH WHY MIUCCIA!? WHY?? Not so bad you say? It gets worse. ????I'm sorry and I HATE saying negative things about a designer I respect SO much and look up to immensely but I just don't have any positives here. I don't like the shape, the colors, the details.... I'm so confused!These ones are the worst! Putty/tan/beige??? A MULE??? Oh say it isn't so!Nobody asked you Sven.I need a moment. Am […] Read More

Filed under: bummer · fugly · miu miu · runway · sadness · ugly shoes


A Serious WTF Moment in Footwear

This is a REAL shoe. Not only is it real, it's really expensive. $1095.00 to be exact.The middle finger isn't what I find offensive about this shoe. It's the jaundice yellow flesh tone, the Lee Press-On Nail ornaments, and the puffy painted F**K YOU! on the platform.Really? One thousand dollars for this?(Oh and the bracelet is crooked and too high up on the wrist.) WTF […] Read More

Filed under: ugly shoes · wtf